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Posts tagged ‘novel writing’

Thy Name is Procrastination

Ah, procrastination, you are my best friend.  You let me put off what I should be doing.  You are always entertaining, even when you are dumb as a pet rock.  I can spend hours with you on end and it is never enough.  I am addicted to your wondrous embrace, the honey sweet feel of rest in your arms for all eternity.

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Yeah, I got nothing.

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The Bunnies Are Nesting

Shhhh… Don’t make too much noise, the bunnies will find me.

Awww how cute!

No, I’m not completely insane.  I’m not talking about the fluffy little rabbits who eat gardens.  No, I am talking about something far more insidious.  Evil creatures who pose in the guise of cute and fluffy things you just want to pick up and cuddle, pet, smother with love.  Then you find out what they really are, but by then, it is too late.  They’ve latched their little bunny claws into your brain and started gnawing away at it.  Mmmmm brains. (more…)

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